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PRINT THE INTERNET.

£2.95
" I'VE BEEN AWFULLY CLEVER. I'VE TAUGHT MYSELF TO PRINT THE INTERNET. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

OPENED YOUR PRESENTS

£2.95
"MUMMY I'VE OPENED YOUR PRESENTS. THEY'RE NOT VERY GOOD THIS YEAR. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…
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GETTING THEM OUT AGAIN AFTER LUNCH

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"IT'S THE ONLY WAY OF GETTING THEM OUT AGAIN AFTER LUNCH" Limited Edition Print - 340 mm x 390 mm…
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Pretending they’re yours

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"There's no use pretending they're yours...they were shot by the gun on your right."  …

Pair of Brexit Political Playing Cards from Oliver Preston 2017

£10.00
A twin pack of Political Playing Cards - Although made in 2017, these have the players in Brexit and the European Union - Juncker, Tusk,…

PLM07 Set of 6 Shooting Place Mats

£120.00
A set 6 shooting place mats, handcrafted with a tough melamine finish, and a smart presentation box. …

Code for the ipad

£2.95
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", Caption: "...only if you tell us the new code for the iPad..."…

Eyes in the back of my head.

£2.95
"You know I've got eyes in the back of my head."…

Facebook foxes

£2.95
'The trouble with Facebook is that everyone knows where you are."…

Ipad

£2.95
'...and when I open my eyes the ipad will be back where I left it." …

Shooting Notelets 1

£7.50
A pack of eight A6 notelet cards with diamond flap C6 envelopes, featuring two colour Shooting images (4 of each) - "Ear Muffs" and "Eye…

SWING A CAT ?

£2.95
"VERY NICE, BUT IS THERE ROOM TO SWING A CAT ?" Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…