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turning off lights

£2.95
"Whose bright idea was it to go round the house turning off lights?" 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130…

Bunch Of Bums

£2.95
'Same Bunch Of Bums That Came Through Last Year.'…

quiet night in with the girls.

£2.95
"I'm just having a quiet night in with the girls." 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130 gsm white envelope…

I’ve negotiated three new trade deals.

£2.95
"Good news. I've negotiated three new trade deals."   Blank greeting card 5" x 7"…

Ignore the dogs. They beg

£2.95
"IGNORE THE DOGS. THEY BEG " …

More and more like my mother?

£2.95
"And what's wrong with becoming more and more like my mother?"…

…and thank you, Lord, that I’m not a cat.

£2.95
"...and thank you, Lord, that I'm not a cat. " 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130 gsm white envelope…

PIÈCE DE RESISTANCE

£2.95
"Coo-ee! We're ready for your pièce de resistance!"…

Shopaholics anonymous

£2.95
'I THINK YOU'RE A BIT OUT OF OUR LEAGUE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY OUR CHELSEA MEETINGS." ' 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with…

NEW balls, PLEASE.

£2.95
"NEW balls, PLEASE. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…

Fly past

£2.95
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5",caption: "Do look, Philip. It's the flypast."…

I’m in St. Tropez with the children.

£2.95
"We can’t take your call right now. My husband’s away shooting, and I’m in St. Tropez with the children. Please leave a message after the…