turning off lights
£2.95
"Whose bright idea was it to go round the house turning off lights?" 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130…
quiet night in with the girls.
£2.95
"I'm just having a quiet night in with the girls." 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130 gsm white envelope…
I’ve negotiated three new trade deals.
£2.95
"Good news. I've negotiated three new trade deals."
Blank greeting card 5" x 7"…
Mansion tax.
£2.95
Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5", "...and tell your father that the government has changed its mind about the mansion tax."…
…and thank you, Lord, that I’m not a cat.
£2.95
"...and thank you, Lord, that I'm not a cat. " 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with outside varnish and 130 gsm white envelope…
Shopaholics anonymous
£2.95
'I THINK YOU'RE A BIT OUT OF OUR LEAGUE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY OUR CHELSEA MEETINGS." ' 7" x 5" greeting card, blank inside, with…
HIRE A SECOND JET.
£2.95
"FOR ONE HORRIBLE MOMENT I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE TO HIRE A SECOND JET. " Blank Greeting card, 7" x 5"…
BUT DARLING, THE SHOPS WERE FULL OF THINGS I DIDN’T REALISE I NEEDED.
£2.95
"BUT DARLING, THE SHOPS WERE FULL OF THINGS I DIDN'T REALISE I NEEDED."
BLANK inside, 7" x 5", individually cello bagged with 130 gsm plain white,…












