“So we said, ‘Stuff the garden. Let’s have a drink instead.’ ““I didn’t say my wife had PLAYED at Wimbledon. I said She’d BEEN to Wimbledon.”“Damn, flowers again. Never a bottle of gin.”“We’d like our daughter to go to Eton.”“Does this look like The Bungalow, 9, Pear Tree Close….?”“Darling,have you seen my blue trousers ?”“Should we have a post mortem ?”“We couldn’t get a babysitter.”“Aren’t you meant to be in that shoot over there ?”“Recycling.”“I’ve been awfully clever. I’ve taught myself to print the internet.”“What an amazing coincidence it’s a taxi company. Would anyone like a cab home ?”
